We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of...Programming, Motherfucker.
We are tired of being told we're autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do...Programming, Motherfucker.
W. Royce. ICSE '87: Proceedings of the 9th international conference on Software Engineering, стр. 328--338. Los Alamitos, CA, USA, IEEE Computer Society Press, (1987)