"Relativity is just science's way of flip-flopping. Space or time, mass or energy? Which is it, pick a side [...] And I'm sorry, E equals m c squared? C does not stand for the speed of light, c is for cookie."
The following risky activities, decadent foods, and otherwise foolhardy indulgences are detrimental to your health. You will, however, not perish in vain.
I have a remedy for writer’s block. But first...Pattern recognition is a key marker of high intelligence. Take my genius two-year-old...my son's pugilistic forays in the direction of my gonadsack (nutsack) are signs of advanced pattern recognition...
Who is so horny that they would stop their car at 09h47 to diddle a hooker? Who? I don’t know about anyone else but the last thought on my mind at that time of morning is ‘I want to shag a prostitute’.
Archaeologists. digging up prehistoric hunter-gatherers, say human sacrifice was common. But all I saw was evidence that skeleton 1 was giving skeleton 2 a good ending...
Born in Montreal, July 1, 1944. I graduated from nowhere and though I've had more jobs than the guy on the back of the bookcover I've managed to stay mainly unemployed throughout and am really (I swear) a poet, artist, raconteur, bon vivant and one of the